Just Shit.

I'm Malori and I hate my life so fucking much.


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Not sure if I need sex, sleep or to punch somebody in the face
-gold-kushkloudz (via gold-kushkloudz)

(via kayloves-girls)

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not-the-canadian-average:

*hopes i look gay enough that girls will hit on me*

(via kayloves-girls)

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radical-illusion:

i love u 
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castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

watchtheskytonight:

phantas-mag0rical:

erinchu:

snorlaxlovesme:

so i cleared my throat today and

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and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed

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and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED

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and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period

i hope this has been educational

This is so accurate it hurts my soul.

I have never seen something so accurate before

The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now

there’s a male side of tumblr?

(via boysbandsandbed)

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y0itskameron:

I’m the type of girlfriend that loves clingy. You can’t sleep at 3 am, maybe 4? That’s okay, call me. I don’t mind if you wake me up. You’re never annoying to me, no matter how many times you call or text me. I love it. I love that you care so much.

(via kayloves-girls)

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me:  i have no classes with anybody i know
my parents:  that's how you make friends!!!
me:  no
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mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up
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whatperks:

youwinagainmoffat:

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world



this needs to be on everyone’s blogs okay aw
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garbagebagger:

princess-kayjay:

I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.

i was very mad and then i wasn’t 

(via i-h8-every0ne)

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riddlemetom:

really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat

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(via complihated)

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lost-in-a-twisted-wonderland:

fat-animals:

A pigeon that is fat.

idek how this thing I still alive but here, something to cheer all you sad/lonely fuckers up tonight
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fall:  wears hoodies
winter:  wears hoodies
spring:  wears hoodies with sleeves rolled up
summer:  turns up ac and wears hoodies